i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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