I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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