I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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