So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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