I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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