So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
