Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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