After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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