I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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