Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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