I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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