Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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