Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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