The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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