I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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