I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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