Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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