But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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