Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we made out on top of his cat.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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