sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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