It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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