I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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