in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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