Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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