BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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