the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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