U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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