I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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