are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize
