What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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