I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This is the high leading the old right now
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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