is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Life is so much better after having sex.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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