Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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