you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The Olympian is in my bed
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