i think my tv is drunk
her vagine was all disorganized.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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