Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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