My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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