he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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