Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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