She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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