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(650): View more from California

Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.

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(602): View more from Arizona

The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(

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(620): View more from Kansas

If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold

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(509): View more from Washington

Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...

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(802): View more from Vermont

the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence

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