I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
40s are totally the cure
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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