Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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