I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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