soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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