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I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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