took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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