I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's rum buckets o'clock
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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