Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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