WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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