what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Randomize
