dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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