Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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