paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Do plants get herpes?
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