It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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